Archive for December, 2007

28
Dec
07

Christmas

My grandparents bought me a Wii for Christmas. I was pretty stoked, and I loved the Mii Channel, where you can create your own cartoon-versions of people.

However, after only 3 days of using it, I’ve already found that I label people I see as either ‘Easy to make a Mii of’ or ‘Hard to make a Mii of’.

It’s eating me apart!

24
Dec
07

Best Of White Ninja #6

Lulz

I’m sure everyone reading this, male or female, has done this at some point in their lives.

I have on many occasions. And every time, despite the repetitious, slightly lame joke, still manages to produce hilarity (personally of course; no one else ever laughs).

23
Dec
07

They Know Everything

I absolutely hate it when I’m talking to someone, and they say something that they think is true, but it’s obviously not true, and instead of correcting them, I let it slide because I don’t want to embarrass them.

Example:

Person: “I can’t wait to play Super Smash Bros. on my Xbox when it comes out. It’s going to be so awesome!”

Then, instead of stating that Super Smash Bros. is a Nintendo-only franchise and you won’t be able to play it on any console other than Nintendo’s, I say:

Me: Yeah, that’s going to be cool.

Then something very small dies inside me for not telling the truth.

It’s the worst. I hate it.

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11
Dec
07

The Posessed Streetlight

For the past couple months, I have noticed that the streetlight situated outside my home has been acting strangely. Every time I walk near it, it will turn off, leaving me stranded in the dark. I have been wondering what is causing this peculiar behavior for a while now, and I have contemplated the idea of asking the Town Office why it is acting like that.

Today, however, I decided not to ask, but to tell them why. I am writing a letter telling the Town that their streetlight is possessed.

I have the letter all typed out, but I still need to make some changes and think of a good alias to use. Here is what I have so far:

Streetlight Letter

Let me know in the comments if it’s good, or if I need to add anything.

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03
Dec
07

Toilet Patent

Just now, as I was researching points for a Canadian History Timeline, I found probably the funniest coincidence of all time.

In 1861, the ‘Flush Toilet’ was patented by a man named Thomas Crapper.

Ahh, I love things like this.

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