Ring. Ring. Ring.
“Hey baby, how’s it going? … Oh, well that’s good to hear … Haha yeah I guess so, right? … Ahh, anyway, there’s something I need to talk to you about … No, well, I dunno … Please, don’t be worried, just let me talk to you, okay? … Okay, here it is, plain and simple: this isn’t going to last; I’ve found someone else … No, … C’mon, please, just let me finish … You have been the center of my life since October 24th, 2006. It’s been awesome; I have absolutely no regrets. But, you see, there’s someone better. … No, no, I know better is a harsh word, but it’s the right one. I’m just trying to be honest with you … Her name? Fine, I guess you have the right to know. Her name is Firefox 3. … Yes, I know that you two have met before … Younger? What does that have to do with anything? … Please, stop crying, … No, I know … Just let me finish … We were introduced a while back, and it’s like ever since then, I haven’t been able to get her off my mind. All those new features an- … No, your features were great too, don’t get me wrong, there’s just these little extra touches that make her so much more appealing. Plus, she is so nice on memory, it’s awesome … No no, I’m not calling you high-maintenance … C’mon now, you’re putting words in my mouth, … Cheated? Cheated?! … I have NEVER cheated on you, and you know it! … WHAT?! RC1 and RC2?! … Yeah, sure I was eying them up a bit, but that doesn’t mean I used them, … Fine. I downloaded RC2, but I never installed her … I swear to God I didn’t install her! … Oh please, Firefox 2, don’t cry … How can you ask that? You know that with FF3 around I won’t need you anymore. I know it sounds blunt, but it’s true … Shh, it’ll be alright … Of course I won’t forget you … No, of course not. You will always have a special place in my heart … No? How about I keep a picture of you on my blog? … No, I’m serious. I’ll put it in its very own post and everything so I can look back and remember you … I know it’s hard, but don’t worry, everything will be okay … of course we can still be friends … Yeah, she’s coming over on Tuesday, … Yes, I’m sure you and FF3 will get along fine; you already have so much in common … Okay, sounds good … Yep, … I know, I will … Okay, I’ll see you around. Please don’t be sad. … Alright, see you … Bye.
Click.
