Archive for the 'Internet' Category

03
Jul

‘The Layer’

Last weekend I was in the family van, enduring another two hour drive up to the lake to enjoy the fine weather at the beach. I was sitting in the back, and I had my laptop open on my knees. We stopped for gas at a place along the side of the highway, and as I was zooming the cursor around the desktop in a phase of technological boredom due to the lack of an internet connection, it seemed that the Web gods were watching. Suddenly, the tiny red X that was sitting fixedly on the wireless icon in my system tray disappeared, and a happy blue notification box told me that the internet was connected.

Was I dreaming? Had my Buick Terraza suddenly sprouted a dish and began receiving satellite internet signals? Pushing the thoughts of ‘why’ and ‘how’ out of my mind, I alt-tabbed open Launchy and fired up Firefox to check my feeds before this miracle decided to leave.

Just as soon as it had appeared, it was gone, and I was back to fingering the track-pad absentmindedly, still wondering what had happened.

In hindsight, I realize that it was obviously the gas-station that offered free Wi-Fi to the lonely truckers that were laying in their cabs in the parking lot (don’t overthink it…) . But despite knowing the answer, I couldn’t get an idea out of my head. An idea so excellent and marvellous that it makes me look to the future with a kind of excited apprehension for what could be possible. I haven’t put these ideas to paper or to a patent office, but I’ll see if I can explain them as best I can. I call the idea ‘The Layer’.

I just tried explaining it via text, but realized that it’s too hard to formulate an accurate portrayal with just words. This means I’m going to have to turn to Photoshop and put together an entire presentation. I don’t know how long it’s going to take, but I will put it way up near the top of my To Do list so it doesn’t get forgotten.

Stay tuned, this is going to blow your mind.

look at that tie fly!

16
Jun

So Long, Old Friend

Ring. Ring. Ring.

“Hey baby, how’s it going? Oh, well that’s good to hear Haha yeah I guess so, right? Ahh, anyway, there’s something I need to talk to you about No, well, I dunno Please, don’t be worried, just let me talk to you, okay? Okay, here it is, plain and simple: this isn’t going to last; I’ve found someone else No, C’mon, please, just let me finish You have been the center of my life since October 24th, 2006. It’s been awesome; I have absolutely no regrets. But, you see, there’s someone better. No, no, I know better is a harsh word, but it’s the right one. I’m just trying to be honest with you Her name? Fine, I guess you have the right to know. Her name is Firefox 3. Yes, I know that you two have met before Younger? What does that have to do with anything? Please, stop crying, No, I know Just let me finish We were introduced a while back, and it’s like ever since then, I haven’t been able to get her off my mind. All those new features an- No, your features were great too, don’t get me wrong, there’s just these little extra touches that make her so much more appealing. Plus, she is so nice on memory, it’s awesome No no, I’m not calling you high-maintenance C’mon now, you’re putting words in my mouth, Cheated? Cheated?! I have NEVER cheated on you, and you know it! WHAT?! RC1 and RC2?! Yeah, sure I was eying them up a bit, but that doesn’t mean I used them, Fine. I downloaded RC2, but I never installed her I swear to God I didn’t install her! Oh please, Firefox 2, don’t cry How can you ask that? You know that with FF3 around I won’t need you anymore. I know it sounds blunt, but it’s true Shh, it’ll be alright Of course I won’t forget you No, of course not. You will always have a special place in my heart No? How about I keep a picture of you on my blog? No, I’m serious. I’ll put it in its very own post and everything so I can look back and remember you I know it’s hard, but don’t worry, everything will be okay of course we can still be friends Yeah, she’s coming over on Tuesday, Yes, I’m sure you and FF3 will get along fine; you already have so much in common Okay, sounds good Yep, I know, I will Okay, I’ll see you around. Please don’t be sad. Alright, see you Bye.

Click.

You found the alternate text.

22
May

RSS; It’s About Time

This week I took a big step. I decided to finally jump on the Internet-news bandwagon and try out RSS. I know, I’ve been on the Internet for many years, and only just now I’m using RSS; it probably sounds pretty lame. In my defense, I had technically tried it out before, but I never really got into it. Up until now, I’ve had my most-visited site’s favicons as bookmarks toolbar in Firefox, which worked well, but it was a lot of clicking and page-switching.

Guess the sites and WIN!

So, after testing out a couple different RSS readers, I finally settled on Google Reader. As a big fan of Google, Gmail, Calender, Docs, etc. I figured that Reader would be just as good.

I was right.

It only took me a few minutes to get the RSS feeds from all my most visited sites, and soon my Reader was chock full of tech and gaming news. Also, after a very quick Google search, I found a nifty little Firefox plugin that gave me instant Reader updates just like the equally-handy Gmail Notifier.

As of now, I have 24 subscriptions in 4 different catagories. It’s nice to have all my news in one spot, but I think my productivity is going to take a nose-dive since I’m constantly clicking on the ‘new feed’ icon.

24
Dec

Best Of White Ninja #6

Lulz

I’m sure everyone reading this, male or female, has done this at some point in their lives.

I have on many occasions. And every time, despite the repetitious, slightly lame joke, still manages to produce hilarity (personally of course; no one else ever laughs).

15
Nov

New Look

I changed the theme of my blog. No big reason, other than I think this one is a little bit easier on the eyes, and if you avert your gaze to near the top of the page, you’ll see a button called ‘Explanation’. If you click it, you’ll see that it takes you right to the post where I explain why the blog is named the way it is.

This way, if any easily-offended Jewish person stumbles onto my site, he’ll hopefully see the explanation before calling me antisemitic.

Just another way I’m constantly improving. If only I could say the same for pollution and war.