Best Of White Ninja #7

You know you suck when.

Christmas

My grandparents bought me a Wii for Christmas. I was pretty stoked, and I loved the Mii Channel, where you can create your own cartoon-versions of people.

However, after only 3 days of using it, I’ve already found that I label people I see as either ‘Easy to make a Mii of’ or ‘Hard to make a Mii of’.

It’s eating me apart!

The Posessed Streetlight

For the past couple months, I have noticed that the streetlight situated outside my home has been acting strangely. Every time I walk near it, it will turn off, leaving me stranded in the dark. I have been wondering what is causing this peculiar behavior for a while now, and I have contemplated the idea of asking the Town Office why it is acting like that.

Today, however, I decided not to ask, but to tell them why. I am writing a letter telling the Town that their streetlight is possessed.

I have the letter all typed out, but I still need to make some changes and think of a good alias to use. Here is what I have so far:

Streetlight Letter

Let me know in the comments if it’s good, or if I need to add anything.

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Ace Ventura Dancing

Worst Day Ever

As I was researching information on this post I found possible the stupidest holiday (or ‘helliday’) of all time. It is called:

I felt that the traumatized children in the background were an appropriate touch due to the horribly unnecessary nature of the aforementioned holiday.

This holiday is to celebrate the T9 Dictionary, which is found on most new cellphones. This is what the glorious Wikipedia has to say on the 2007 theme of the holiday:

The theme for the 2007 International Phone Dictionary Day is “Mistakes, Mistakes, Mistakes”. The day will focus on the most common, or hilarious, mistakes that the phone dictionary can make. Nominations are being taken, and already include such mistakes as ‘nun’ instead of ‘mum’, and ‘inure’ instead of ‘house’. A vote will be taken, starting on the day itself, to work out people’s favorite mistake, judging on either hilarity, or how common or annoying it is.

The aim of the theme is not only to parody the phone dictionary itself, but also to try and get improvements in its predictions. Although International Phone Dictionary Day is a satirical day, it also aims to help the community as a whole, just like equivalent events such as World Food Day.

I don’t know about you, but this holiday is going to be added to my List of Holidays Never to Be Celebrated, right next to Speak Like A Pirate Day.